Wait, they actually went with Cookie clicker? I mean, I get the tongue-in-cheek nature of the whole thing, but damn, that's like calling the next CoD "First Person Shooter", or Sonic "Hold Right", or Candy Crush Saga "Whale-Farm-Idiot-Bait".

Getting dead page results for the second son soundtrack - has Kotaku killed it?

I posted this on /r/cynicalbrit so I may as well post it here too -

There are so few youtube celebrities who actually realise their responsibility when it comes to dealing with their million-plus-strong fanbase. They have the ability, nay, the responsibility, to inform their userbase of hazards like cancer, of good…

BE-BOP-A-LOO-A-YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh sure, that's what Sailor Moon was famous for; bad ink & sweaty navel shots. RIGHT???

Not anymore - Sbarro's has filed for bankruptcy as of yesterday :DDD

I was wondering about this - the voxel count might even be useless if a person is really determined - they *could* (correct me if I'm wrong) just build an ultracomplex structure that the server struggles to render the lighting for, crippling anyone foolish enough to even look at it. If I'm mistaken, and there is a…

MYEYES.

You could always dick around in a Honda Pilot ATV- a motorbike engine, on a dune buggy frame, with a flight grip as your steering wheel, and your thumb on the accelerator. They're hella fun, and can go pretty fast indeed without the limiter.

Only a snake can beat a snake? Hmm. I'm surprised we didn't end up with Solidus-Rikki-Tikki-Tavi!!

And are we just forgetting the whole slew of Escape from New York / LA references? the bandanna, the grey outfit, the pack of smokes? Hideo, c'mon baby, give us a blog post and a bit more detail - Twitter is not the…

Looks a bit Death-Troopers-y.

I'm a huge fan, about to buy verdict day, been playing since PSone era, and I even have Nineball V2 & Hogire Kotobukiya kits standing atop my speakers! but yeah, it would be nice to see it get some PC love = there's always Hawken ;)

@pseudohermes Brazil *is* in there. You can play as the brazilians, their leader is Pedro II. Their fantastic little steam achievement for completing the game with them is "Pedro's Party People". Racial bonus is tourism bonus +100% during golden age (Carnival).

The four medals I have for competing in Chess competitions, representing my school, and later my borough, nationally, would disagree with you. See also: the 3 years I spent as an Ultimate player. Eventually competed nationally and internationally.

Cue torrent frenzy!

You're damn right it doesn't -

Sounds like Alien: Isolation has a sale already ;)

Problem is, they're still not showing up in my account. #THANKSOBAMA