Don’t forget that eventually there are going to be non-Turbo Taycans.

I think you missed my point. The 4-series is a nouveau marketing exercise. The 3-series is where the last few decades of heritage lies.

Yeah this is totally going to bring down the 911. Just like all the other corvettes have.

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

i refuse to click any youtube video that appears to have a man orgasming behind the wheel.

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

Eggs Benedict with fresh salmon under the egg.

Usually it has to do with one of the tires PSI being off from the other. Even as little as a 1.5PSI differential can cause a dramatic crash such as this! It’s wise to invest in a high quality and accurate digital pressure gauge so this never happens.

True; crashing and dying (or worse, “surviving” in a persistent vegetative state) is a nightmare.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I saw that blue GT3 in the background and my heart skipped a beat...

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

u no like Parsh?

I genuinely think BMW has realised that people only care about the badge and are trying to settle some kind of bet between board members as to exactly how intentionally ugly they can make something before people stop buying it.

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

Zach Smith looks like a guy who tells his friends, “I know they have to act like that, but that stripper was definitely into me.”

Sucks when big brother still shows you up in every metric sans cargo capacity...

Why do you think wealthy people that can afford luxury items such as a V12 BMW are automatically weak, insecure and dumb ?

It is sort of a pessimists club, isn’t it?

Fixed: “Reminder: This is life, if you pay attention to 85% percent of it absolutely nothing makes you happy and everything sucks.”