This is what people are raiding Area 51 for... 

Someone’s salty. What do you drive? 

Only one of those statements is true... 

If you don’t know the name of the Pope then it shouldn’t count. 

Giannis is so great for the NBA. I met him in the Bahamas after the ASG, great guy. 

How in the hell is email obsolete?

GT3 is the only appropriate answer. Anything else is wrong...

Two of my least favorite people on the road. GTI drivers are a close 3rd. 

Well it’s dark blue so... no. 

Ruby red is the best 911 color. Change my mind...

The title should read

To each their own but you’re wrong... 

Confirmed: I never want to go to prison... 

Wow, nailed this. I get so sick of the “oh this asshole in his BMW”. Assholes also drive Toyota/Honda/Nissan there’s just no need to point out the car they’re driving. It’s assumed the guy in the BMW/Audi/Merc is wealthy and a prick.

Reminder: This is DeadSpin if you pay attention to 85% percent of the articles absolutely nothing makes them happy and everything sucks.

These may look great but I’ve heard and seen nothing but horror stories. Inlcuding the guy whose car was on fire while he was trapped in side because EMTs and the Fire Dept. couldn’t get the door open.

Sounds like it could be translated to “get in the BUCKET!” 

Just because they have a badge and a gun doesn’t mean they don’t want to get an opportunity to meet Giannis just as much as anybody else. Relax... 

People who get paid to write about cars correcting the people who get paid to make the cars they write about. That’s a new one...

Keyword: “allegations”