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Ghost of Cliff Clavin
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I’m sorry that baseball doesn’t have enough jingling car keys in front of your face for you.

When I played little league, we had a girl on our team who was absolutely better than all of the boys in the entire league. I remember the only thing I was pissed about was that she didn’t have to wear a cup.

RE: the photo at the top of the post.

Here’s the scene with Ganim’s editor.

I have the transcript.

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Mike Monitors, Misses, Momentary Mate Mike Making Modern Marconi Manifestations Mid Morning Meal.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

Happy to oblige. Forgot to mention: my Pop-Pop dubbed her Bessie, and she is my beautiful perfect girl.

Buzzkillington here, but Loyola is the 22nd best team by RPI but was given an 11th seed due to the fact that they come from the MVC. Yes it’s an upset but not as big as we would think. On the flip side it is really cool that a team that hardly makes the tournament is getting somewhere.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

You’re supposed to clean them? Even though they’ll just get dirty again? I just burn them at the end of the season.

Can you tell us more about your high school sports experiences? I’m riveted.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Whether she can maintain that poise rests in part on whether she can get through adolescence without learning that, at one point in time, tens of thousands of Internet people (to estimate conservatively) imagined her father (who will probably be a pastor by then) to be in possession of a tremendous wang.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

hook this kinja straight up to my fuckin veins