Worst idea ever.

@Pessimippopotamus: Darn, got there before me. First thing that came to mind.

@OctaneHugo: Airliner Pilot of DOOM: Oh dear, we had one just like this last week.

@W10002: Hole in the bed?

Has the very respectable newspaper, dare I say it, "The Sun" got hold of this yet?

@ModernBawhair: More important, how many times did he have to press "1" to get "@". On my phone it's 11 times.

So how does, eh, hired help fall into all this?

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: Meh.

@Eriamjh: Go outside? In Northern Ireland? You must be crazy.

Basically Steam+Pidgin. Never a bad thing.

@Hearthatvoiceagain: Why do you need 3 phones? Oh...

@unruly: Can't earn achievements offline either. If that's your thing.

@gemcosta: I also saw it. Didn't it say the Earth was slowing? By like 2 seconds every 10,000 years or something. I'm pretty sure that won't affect me.

Great how they made this future proof, by sticking in that "1.0" at the end. Nice to know there will be all sorts of this yet to come.

@Redorkulated: Same here.