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Yeah, definitely not us (but we also enjoy pizza).

It was aight.

It was aight.

just curious shane what did you think of the food

just curious shane what did you think of the food

Next up: red hot nickel ball vs hydraulic press.

Thanks! More new stuff coming next week!

Thanks! More new stuff coming next week!

I’m loving the new header icons. Good job Kinja Deals team! :o)

I’m loving the new header icons. Good job Kinja Deals team! :o)

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Meanwhile, on Birdspin:

Yeah. Hang it up and forget about it. I mean except when you have to charge it.

But you could also, if you have a patio area with outdoor outlets, just leave a charger and cable there for it.

Granted the sun could fade it after awhile if left in the sun.

Yeah. Hang it up and forget about it. I mean except when you have to charge it.

But you could also, if you have a…

Like pets and children?

Like pets and children?

That would kind of be a good interview question/trick. “Oh, I see on your resume you that you have a strong attention to detail. When you entered my office I had a goat standing next to me. I left with the goat and returned with A goat, but is it the same goat?”

Answer the question, Jim.

Goat peen only 4 cm vs. eternal happiness = probs

Depends. Would my sheep get jealous?

Me? I’m fuckin’

Wouldn’t hesitate

i wouldn’t

Would smash