Holy crap, “Mulder and Scully meet the Were-Monster” is real?! I thought it was just some joke that a USA Today columnist made up based on, “What would get Darin Morgan fans the most excited?”

You left out Galaxy Quest, which falls between Voyage Home and First Contact. I can’t remember where I read it, but if you count Galaxy Quest as a Trek movie, the odds-evens rule still applies, since it came out between Insurrection and Nemesis.

I'd rather he just keep working on TRUE stories in Minnesota, honestly.

<em>I LOL’d at the Spock McCoy moment.</em>

BURR SHOT FIRST

Still remember the day I learned someone was making a Heisman push for Schaub his fourth-year: http://www.screenshots.com/schaub4heisman…

BRB, got to go polish up that spec script

So: the fact that the age of the universe and the Hubble limit are both 13.7 billion [light]years—that’s just a weird coincidence? Or are they tied together somehow?

There’s your problem. The mission was supposed to go to Mercury but it took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Well, they were supposed to be using the humans for the processing power of their brains (a little bit for generating human consciousness, the rest for running the various computer programs) a la the Hyperion Cantos. But the Wachowskis decided that would be too complicated for audiences to grasp (never mind that it’s…

The dude also wrote and directed Wrath of Khan and Undiscovered Country.

Also, the Gotham Stock Exchange in Rises is ... right across the street from the actual New York Stock Exchange. And they didn’t even bother hiding the J/Z subway sign in front of it.

This team is just. good. enough. to devastate us when we inevitably lose.

As long as there’s no Up with People, I can get behind that.

“What on earth do you want a small child for?”

Also on the basis of this sentence, I’m pretty sure Charlie’s received this MFA and just doesn’t want to brag.

This is super ideal for cyclists, too—greatly simplifies when I’m checking roads to figure out how safe they are for bikes.

Honestly, that sounds more like a feature than a bug.

There's a nice shout-out to the opening of Ninja Gaiden in Super Time
Force, which actually caused me to fall off the couch because I was laughing so hard (and trying to explain why to my SO was figuratively impossible).

I would totally read BATMAN: IRREVOCABLE INCOME-ONLY TRUST