i hope the humor on the WHOLE post was good but from you and the rest of the people that don’t get it i more than realize that you really cannot make everyone in a big enough room laugh...

rofl, this is your best strawman logic yet.

so, in your retarded world, the only carrier path for intelligent people is either public speaker or teacher? ahahahahah boy are you stupid. for one, there are several kinds of intelligence. on the other hand, most intelligent people are introverts and not the best public…

i was just quoting the article. and i also get the joke even if i don’t see it as a great one.. the looks in this game instantly take me back to those gaming days, and do not kid yourself, gaming was much nerdier in the 90s than nowadays where every kid and their mother is a fucking gamer, even if a casual..

how about you learn to read and have some comprehension before you make senseless replies, retard?

i wasn’t judging anything. i was speculating about the final product, which does not yet exist. but please enlighten us on how you judge and play a game which has a date TBD yet oh dreadbrain one.

yeah my thoughts are exactly in line with this. if they boost enemy levels into a high skill ceiling, plus having co-op, it can be fun lasting far enough.. but it still requires AI to be VERY well done. i reckon that orbital strikes that take out entire halves of the arena are REALLY hard to balance. i get what they…

Wanna immediately become best friends with Ancient Nerds from the nineties? play this game.

seriously it screams Quake/Duke all over. the over the top, the explosions, the lasers and sci fi, THE GRAPHICS (ba-dun-tss)

yes. it’s the stupid menu you got to ingame by pressing an arrow, left i think. they called it the “Easy Drive Menu” xD it was mostly redundant, as it did what you could do in the start menu i think, bit cloudy. but yeah...

exactly, the whole Brunout IP was centered on checky and cheesy fun above all else. Physics…

ahahahah i understand your feeling. i can do without TP, but i absolutely need a restart race option at least. i actually had fun cruising around town to get to events. it helped getting to know the roads as the back of my hand, the traffic itself and how to dodge it. at first i thought i could use those times to fill…

yes, google it and no TP. BUT you could use the Easy Drive menu to restart races ;)

i remember how to enter an event. that was so cool. or at least i thought so back in the day, “man fuck the press X button menu, THIS is how you do game dev 5*, true immersion. how would i enter a street race? PEDAL TO THE MEDAL BABY,…

i do not care. very little people will read my long ass essays, even lower probability of the one’s that need to be educated to be reading. your mistake is me WANTING to play a teacher role OR, you know, have fun ridiculing idiots and/or ranting. did you know? intelligent people can have fun doing (stupid even at…

PS2 is the best looking console ever. i hate to admit it due to Dreamcast <3 and Nintendo’s Cube and 64 rocking. but PS2 is an amazing design to admire. it’s cheesy cool for kids any age, even today; it’s sci fi cool for adults; it’s artsy enough for design folk; it just screams elegance and authority. it’s not afraid…

it’s whatever your favorite internal HDD/SSD in whatever favorite HDD/SSD case is. that way i can swap it and use the same case instead of buying external HDDs.

some might say an external HDD may be slimmer/smaller than the case+internal combination might allow, and despite them being right i cannot see many common…

it’s whatever your favorite internal HDD/SSD in whatever favorite HDD/SSD case is. that way i can swap it and use…

monkeys aren’t donkeys but apparently gorillas can be donkey’kongs xD

think about that for a second. what does the kong of a donkey sound it might be....... YES! THAT’S RIGHT! THAT GORILLA IS NAMED AFTER AN ASS’ PENIS, I SAID IT. WAIT! ASS’ PENIS?!?!? HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK CAN YOU MAKE JAPANESE GAME DEV-SAN???

$50 apples is fine for me. i mean, i’d think it ridiculous but i’d also expect no one would buy them and that would be punishment enough for you. however, i’d insult anyone buying said apples.

i’m not against a “premium” item being more expensive ffs. as you are making it sound i am. if it was, idk, $100? seems more…

i don’t really understand what you are saying.
my comment was not only a joke but also a pun. the dry joke was about naming a gorilla after another animal, the donkey. and then the punchline of the joke, the pun, was that ‘ass’ is both a synonym of donkey and of stupid.

yeah, paradise a lot of cool things going for it but it had some insane flaws or questionable choices.

you had huge backtrack. you had no invisible walls to force you and no actual GPS guide, like noticing the tiny ass lights to alert you you have to turn in the next intersection when you are going at 300km/h is…

THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!

you need to start understanding humor dude

how can i find it if i’m on it?

who names a gorilla donkey?! what an ass! :V