and people said the Vita was expensive. . . (well the memory cards sure are, fucking scumbag Sony)

YOU NAMED IT TINA?????? DAAAWWWWWWW
she was fun at parties.
#RIPTina198x-2015


(PS: has her ghost written anything as of late we might care about? how does it feel to put you hands on Tina and grip hard Fahey? - i know you were sworn enemies - scaling from Homer ‘parenting’ Bart, to Darth Vader’s force ‘cuddle’?)

i love bender’s expression there. it’s basically us (well, some of us. watching the drama over the great joke, great butthurt SC fans, the serious people that know 4 years is not really that much for a game project like this, and so on, unfold.. xD)

calm yourself my wishful brethren. for Mike Bithell is a cool guy and usually keeps his promises. he likes the Vita a lot too, so there’s good chances here. indies take time, like tons xD

some people can understand this from theory alone, others need to see it in practice to realise it’s still cool like any 1st person title in VR. but there are the dumber ones who mistake being skeptic with denial. glad to see people trying out VR stuff besides the hyped ^^

trolling at it’s best! you sir, deserve my star, praise and respect. long may be thy’s life, and prosperous thou’s work and trolls! THIS is what trolls should aspire too, and not those 4chan 10 year old/manchild “retards”

they should ban that shit out of the game and buff scout. game would improve fun factors across all spectrums by 500%

but you see, the bullet spread can be always the same or have a random factor to it. this is where the issue lies in CS:GO vs, say, the Godly CS1.6. i can predict the spread in 1.6 to the point where running and full auto’ing with an ak or machinegun can result in consistent HShots - that means i can predict the…

it’s called bragging rights and elitism stupidity. plenty of teens/manchilds, i mean, people love that

hold on, some games on pc masterrace are better with controllers..

i was diving through the comments baffled to the absence of this remark. finally i feel like i’m not alone!

it seems Valve staff have really circled through ALL available ideas of control schemes when they were R%D’ing their Steam Controller solution. this is very reassuring for the credibility of their solution and…

LOL!

i do- problem is the retards on my team rarely do as well

i think you missed the point of the game but you sure nailed the joke xD
10/10, would laugh again.

the ZoE cosplays must have taken months of manhours to put together and they’re amazing. Quiet cosplay was done in what? 10 minutes? 1h total? but hey, that gets the cover because fuck logic and hypocritical moral standards (double standards that is)

Theft. Theft never changes...
technics change but B&E is the same.

yes, and i get your point but ... boobs?

TOTALLY!

ikr xD

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