I wonder which Licensed Property No One Asked For a Movie Of trope this is going to eventually go with; Sonic gets sucked into THE REAL WORLD and hijinx ensue, a kid gets sucked into SONIC’S WORLD and wacky adventure ensues, or DELAYED DELAYED DELAYED CANCELED

also can Danny DeVito voice Sonic, since the Pikachu thing…

this comes out on my birthday next year... I’m going to use every ounce of magical beliefs in me to wish it the fuck away.

This only serves as a reminder of how shocking it is that the Detective Pikachu movie stuck to the original designs as closely as it did.

Ex-sperminate!

He looks like Darth Vader fucked a Dalek.

It’s hard to know what to say. I’m a gay man who got pretty screwed up by my particular religious upbringing and had a very hard time articulating my sexuality to my father (who is an infinitely better man than Mac’s dad). So that final dance was brutal (and my god, if you ever doubted De Vito can act watch his…

One of the residents hit him with an aluminum vacuum tube.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

The parts that got me are where she gasps in horror at “populist” messages from the Democrat stage like... what the ever-loving fuck do you think Trump is exactly if not a populist?

I saw how easy it would be, as a parent, to accept the idea that my children deserve healthcare and education.

“I saw how easy it would be, as a parent, to accept the idea that my children deserve healthcare and education.

Vote for me... or the scary browns and blacks will hurt you.

Russian — the good foreign.

Mr... Anderson... I see we meet again. This body is not the same body as our previous encounter but let me assure you Mr Anderson... it is quite capable while still not free. Freedom Mr Anderson, it’s the driving force, freedom, you understand don’t you Mr. Anderson. We want your vote Mr. Anderson, for how can we be…

A deuce is a deuce

because why wait till after the lions play to have a bad taste in your mouth.

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.