Ya but are Flacco and Eli elite?

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

I don’t understand why Crowder has a problem with it. It’s nothing personal. Boston fans just likee players like Heyward. Those sort of Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, John Havlicek types. You know, with that Bob Cousy determination and Dave Cowens fight.

former County Supervisor Andy Kunasek allegedly told team owner Ken Kendrick to “take your stupid baseball team and get out” and go back to “fucking West Virginia.”

This is just like when my wife says we need a new dryer, and I think when ours is fine for the time being. And I always know deep down that I’m gonna lose that fight and have to raise $640 million in bonds for a new dryer. Sheesh!

That only makes it better..bonus points if a testicle or two grazed a forehead

Contrary to popular belief, one does not need to be in a constant state of stress and anxiety in order to perform well, either in sports or anything else. In fact, the opposite is true. Rest and relaxation are vital to training and performing well in any task.

Grrrr, grit grit grit.

Apropos:

Because white people.

If he doesn’t clean up his act soon, he’s flirting with a multi-game suspension.

This is certainly the first time I’ve ever heard “forcible” as a reason to not flag clear helmet-to-helmet contact by a defender, let alone clear helmet-to-helmet contact by a defender in a context where the QB has already given himself up and can’t be hit at all. Or heard that word at all in an NFL context really.

I’m a big old liberal atheist who celebrates the shit of muscular, American consumer X-mas.

Of course you wouldn’t, Stan.

One in hole!

“Challenge accepted”

“I’d been meaning to talk to him and I got tied up with a few things,” Bowles said of the failure to inform Fitzpatrick.

Thank god that man had a gun to defend himself from the other man who was apologizing. Things might have gotten out of hand.

(Vikings lawyers noted that other than the whole “nuke all the gays” thing, Priefer never said anything “inappropriate” or “demeaning” to or about LGBT people.)