“more than half of us”

Watching the way he talks to that woman makes me physically ill.

Saying that Native Americans take anything for granted seems like one of the most outrageously offensive things you could possibly let pass through your lips.

Really?

i bet that cake tastes fuckin gross and i am mad about it

I’m going to ignore my better judgement and assume this is a sincere question (although, it never is, when a white person asks something along these lines).

Pinterest tells me these are baby shower backdrops, myself asks what clues they give us about names and genders. Coral Carter? Rose Carter? Grassy Knowles-Carter???

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

Jake meeting Trump:

This is so crazy and it really feels like none of it matters. I think this has really shown how vulnerable our government is and how little oversight or consequence there really are when shit hits the fan. I guess the biggest problem are the fucking GOP party over country assholes.

I’m gonna be honest. I don’t hear it at ALL.

This is where I would think a right-elbow to the face is completely acceptable.

“I’m not attacking you,” Kimmel returned, laughing.

I feel violated after seeing this.

I was trying to buy a cardigan online yesterday, like a regular cardigan with buttons, and I had to sift through so many “cold shoulder cardigans” which is just obnoxious. I want my cardigans to have shoulders.

Preach

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.