This.

She can donate $700 or $7mil and still be true to her word. It’s her money. I don’t know why she has to be the Most Virtuous Woman Ever because she was beaten by her husband.

So basically the DV accusations are true. I hope this will shut up some trolls and the assholes.

Never too early to bust this one out. Have a nice day, everybody.

I had a friend get caught in the invisible jerk off when the speaker suddenly turned around. He instantly changed it to air guitar fret work, and I have never, ever been more impressed at anything in my entire life.

Starred for author name/topic synergy.

of all the people to post this...

LMAO. The super racist blackface thing is actually a folkloric character called Boneca de Piche or “Nega Maluca”. Comes from an old story about a man who’s trying to catch a monkey that’s stealing his bananas so he makes this doll that he falls in love with (and in some versions gets trapped inside of). Doesn’t make…

All night? Completely unnecessary.

He is a door bell, i.e. adorable.

Nope, sorry. There is no excuse for referring to anyone like that. They would never write “Simone Bailes wins gold; Jew takes silver”

he suddenly morphed without pause from being a sickly looking preteen to being a flabby, disreputable looking middle aged man

JULIET CHOSE POORLY

side note, but who else totally forget that paul rudd was paris?!

Look, just because Baz Luhrman can make you want to fuck him DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING, THAT’S JUST THE CONTACT HIGH

This is 100% true. He has not only never, ever been hot, he has never once in his life looked like a functioning person of his own age. I am *roughly* the same age as he is (within 3 or 4 years, I think), and all through his “heartthrob” years, I thought women my age who found him hot were disgusting, because he…