And they said British people don't celebrate our Thanksgiving!

When I was a vegetarian, my response to that "what about plants' feelings?" line was "Fuck plants. Those bitches deserve to die." An argument that silly and irrational deserves a response that is equally silly and irrational.

Plus, let's be honest, even with money you cannot really maintain your looks with a coke habit. I'm sure she botoxes and all that but she'd look a lot worse if she had been a 10+year cokehead. Google what coke did to Yasmin Bleeth's nose? I saw one show where they tried to put her back in front of the camera but the…

Everyone in the UK does not believe this story, we all think that he is making it up because he is a vile woman-abusing twat.

BECAUSE THERE IS A TROLL RUNNING YOUR LOCAL PASTRY JOINT THAT REFUSES TO DO IT!

Like wearing clothing and taking modern medicine.

You suffer for your craft, Kate Dries.

Surely you mean Kate Middleton's stylist was fired for committing tresson, right?

In that case, can one of the Kardashians please start humping evolution or global warming?

When that person is digging up your daughter's corpse (almost literally) to do it and posting it over the news... I'm giving her a pass here. Open letter appropriateness sustained in the courtroom of LaComtesse.

For about a year, the sales manager at my old job was convinced that I was some kind of incredible savant b/c he learned that he could ask any question through my cubicle wall and I'd reply with the answer. "What's the area code for Baltimore?" "What's the current exchange rate for USD to Japanese Yen?" "Where does…

1) I am a lesbian. 2) Queer visibility relies on superficial signifiers to communicate queerness. That these signifiers (read=fashion/hair/jewelry) are identifiable in the mainstream is interesting but not new. Maybe we can instead, just once, have a conversation about why mainstream culture relies on our visibility…

Whenever i hear "cultural appropriation", something different rings in my head: "cultural privilege". Only a person who lives immersed in a culture that is thriving, and growing and prospering, could think that taking something from a different culture is "bad". Only that kind of privilege leads one to think that…

I think you're right, but then it begs the question of why thrusting is usually the main course of sex (so to speak) if most women don't get off easily that way.

While I enjoy an orgasm as much as the next girl, sometimes I don't have time for that shit. Look, I have kids. I'm busy. If I don't take the next 10 minutes to tumble around while they're outside yelling at each while shoveling the walks, I won't get another free moment for the next month.

popes never give Jews their due

I got a lot of spammy messages on OKC, but I just deleted them. I found it much easier to ignore a crass "compliment" from a disembodied internet jackass than I do when I'm actually out at a bar, where I either get nervous/uncomfortable or upset. I didn't think the process of internet dating was that bad, tbh. …