To badly paraphrase In Bruges, It's badass if you're a 12 year old. Who's retarded. But I am not

10 Worst Quotes in The Rock:

Eh?

The Seven-Ups is pretty empty as a movie though

I'm a huge Spielberg appreciator/defender, and that movie is very useful to me when people are like "Durrrr sentimentality." I just say MUNICH and they flee to the hills.*

Munich, especially, is a movie I wish more people hadn't completely forgotten.

*Generic social justice post*

Of course not. Neither are shoplifting and armed robbery. But we don't just decide they're the same in severity, right?

Stop conflating Parker with Affleck. Parker was accused of rape, Affleck with sexual harassment. Parker's victim brought criminal charges, Affleck's brought civil charges. Parker's victim committed suicide. Affleck's got money.

Seriously. It was weird

The problem with the Academy, as decided by people the internet, is that they are stupid because they don't make the same decisions as the people on the internet.

I dislike all or nothing logic. Cutting 100 calories out of your diet isn't meaningless even if you could theoretically cut out 500

Of course he is. So are many in this fractured age of new media. But niche players aren't irrelevant

Not sure I follow you. But he shows up on my facebook feed plenty. I wasn't like "Oh man who's that guy?" He's hardly Craig Kilborn

I think that's somewhat shallow logic. If Samantha Bee invited Milo on her show, she'd get a lot more people paying attention to, no? But I don't think she was irrelevant beforehand

I think the sheer amount of conversation generated by Milo's appearance on Maher surely proves he is not irrelevant — he just doesn't say the things you want him to

Oh I don't think it's terribly consistent. He gets SO faux British-y when he talks to the Quartermaster. "CAHN'T I? I'm a KUHHHH-NEL!"

It's a fun Man Who Would Be King riff

He does a mid-Atlantic type thing I really don't like

Whereas I thought he seemed like Colonel Ferris Bueller the whole time