@UDMan: You can thank states like Louisiana for that. They've successfully prevented the US from importing raw material from Brazil to make ethanol. Sugar Cane is Southern Louisiana's number 1 cash crop.

There's only one way to escape this bot.

This reminds me of the wanna-be-hippie that was squatting at my apartment for a couple of weeks (my room mate was chasing some tail, then she wouldn't leave), she criticized us for not recycling but drives everywhere she goes, meanwhile 2/3 of us walk to class and work.

if there's a local place that does laser engraving you could always have it struck out and new lines underneath it to say something terrible about them. if they can do it for a flask they can do it for an ipod!