Thoughts and prayers.

I only read the first word of your comment. That’s all I needed to give you a star.

I can live without comic books and football, as hard as that might be, but don’t make me give up my frat humor!

Bucky deserves better.

This is a perfect mix of petty and non-petty. As a guy I totally don’t get other guys who take their shirt off, usually while running or bicycling. Dude, I don’t care if you’re 26 and buff, keep the damn shirt on! No one wants to see that shit.

I love Mike’s Hard Lemonade and I would gladly continue my love for Mike’s over a new relationship with a woman, any day. We all have to make choices!

I’ve seen very happy couples who have a significant intelligence gap and they always amaze me. I think the key is that both sides of the couple are totally accepting of their spouse’s intelligence. Obviously, the less intelligent one is bringing some other significant qualities to the relationship, and not just looks.…

I don’t really do deal breakers myself. My wife started smoking a year ago... no biggie.

This reminds me of the book, “Black Like Me,” where a white guy disguises himself as a black man to do journalism in the deep South of the 60's.

He could be the non-fictional Gus Fring of chicken franchises.

This is a long time coming. Surprised they didn’t shoo him up to the Tower of London after the Koo Stark incident.

Most of the time he doesn’t concern himself with consent but this rejection got him a little testy.

Plate of Beans wouldn’t be a bad moniker either.

Other buzzwords that are heroin for his lizard brain: “great golfer”, “handsome”, “stable genius”, “man of the year”.

Someone needs to do some more research and it ain’t Dan and it ain’t me.

I thought that was because he was Jesus Fucking Christ reincarnated?

All Tom Hanks’ fault. Without him it was brilliant!

“I do not in any way, shape, or form condone any harm done by one human being to another. I have also lived long enough to believe in the power of forgiveness, second chances, and offering a human being a path to redemption.”

I always preferred Kismet to Yahtzee. Higher score totals.

That was a Bo’ll ‘chette attempt at humor.