I’m cool with a 3rd season as long as the opening scene involves someone stopping by to break Gordon’s legs in return for the smashed up collector’s pieces they paid $410,000 for. It would also be cool if the season 2 finale’s writer was in the scene too and also got his/her legs broken for writing a totally…

Not to mention that it's easy to become envious of his putter.

“My perfect, perfect sex life.” That’s perfect squared.

For a minute there I thought that looked like Steve McQueen in profile. Sacreligious, I know. It’s interesting to think of all the McQueen pairings we never got to see because of his early death, such as a movie with Fonda.

Haha, just saw this scene on Sunday for the first time. Don’t know why I waited this long to see this movie. I was even 16 at the time of it’s original release in the theaters.

Bree’s clients are manipulated into baring their vulnerabilities to a convincingly game, gorgeous woman who encourages them to whisper their sexual whims into her ear.

Someone really needs to do a deep dive into the judge’s background. His comments in this case bespeak projection. He probably has a Kavanaugh-like story in his past.

It was always in the woods, right? Cliche, yes, but true for me.

... or a letter to Penthouse.

This is a very good distillation of the argument. I personally connect to it because I was part of a fraternity way back in the late 70's that nationally undertook a non-hazing program. My particular chapter chose to begin to abide by the policy on the year I joined and was initiated. The next year I took over the…

It’s jess- i-ca-n’t bring myself to watch a horrible movie.

Add in a gender change for the fiance/bridesmaid and some Hollywood producer is going to give you 7 figures for the spec script.

Actually, someone needs to send him a link to this column so he can get out while he still can. No one should wish such a life of horrors on that poor soul.

White mass murders get taken in without a hair out of place...

So the pro-lifers will demand the death penalty for the killing of an “unborn child”, right? They’ll also ban guns as a surgical instrument used in abortions, right?

Old reported fact becomes huge “new” revelation and centerpiece of new biography. Gotta pitch those books somehow.

No, just Sansa.

Right. How did the queen with balls all of a sudden lose them?

15,000,001 stars for you. No one’s gonna beat this comment. Y’all can go home now.

Imagine if D&D had been green lighted with their toy idea of re-imagining the result of the US Civil War. The writing would have been... truly................. uhh............... horrific.