rustynailer
rustynailer
rustynailer

That’s the part of the story where you go... oh yeah, this was in Florida.

It’s Florida, man. This state has the title of Worst State Ever locked up forever. No one’s ever going to out Florida, Florida.

No argument here.

Jimmy Fallon needs to up his twitter game. He sent a tweet saying he was canceling his participation in the event 30 minutes after the New Yorker canceled their invitation to Bannon.

Why is she still playing 15 year olds? Move on Amanda.

From the video, which was of pretty poor quality, I thought this guy was some 75 year old dude who could hardly defend himself.

Crunched up Wheaties to dust, rule. Pour in milk and it’s best soggy concoction in the world.

He was only good at this on a fake tv reality show.

Trump is a huge coward and somehow his reputation seems to hide that fact. If he had balls or guts he would fire Sessions. He would have fired him a year or more ago. He only has the guts to fire people if he’s on a fake reality tv show. He never confronts any of his employees face to face and fire them. He does it

Have you spent much time with 15 year old girls? They aren’t earnest or gangly or puppy-like. If they do have acne, they’re usually covering it up with some sort of makeup or regular trips to the dermatologist.

Now if it were Jude Law playing the Pope, dating a 15 year old - that would be something to see!

Is there any fast food outfit whose founders aren’t Nazi’s - er, I mean Republican Party supporters? Chik-fil-a, Little Caesers, Godfathers, Papa Johns, and I’m sure I’m forgetting a bunch more.

Is he signed up for Betty Shelby’s class, “How to shoot a black person and get away with it”? Or the more advanced class, “How to move to a job in a neighboring county after killing a black person.”

Yeah, I was searching around within the stories on whether this action was done by an on duty cop. The “ex cop” headlines and narrative makes the published versions of this story deceiving.

Was it a Costco or Sam’s Club experience? In other words, higher annual membership costs or a fake Walmart experience?

The thing to do with anthologies is to wait it out 3 years. If it has that kind of lasting power and popularity then someone will write a “best episodes of...” piece and you can just watch the best half dozen episodes instead of wasting time watching all 24 episodes. Worked for me with Black Mirror.

Well, at least Jimbo wasn’t part of the Eiffel Tower, as far as we know.

11. Teach the course: How Betty’s are just like Becky’s.

“I’m going to teach you how to survive killing an unarmed black man. First step, kill an unarmed black man.”

Is this a required, for credit, class? Or can you audit it by shooting someone and then simply surviving the aftermath without comment?