Suuuuuure.

OMG!

There is nothing funnier than a rape joke, people! You are all wrong.

So MacCallum makes...zero dollars?

Don't forget the Mother Teresa sticky bun!

No, Kneezus walks.

I often find that people who talk about "purple" and "green" in reference to race are the same sort of people who ask questions like, "If it's okay for black people to put on white face paint, why can't white people wear blackface?"

Jesus fuck I hate people who talk about "purple" people when they're discussing race. LOL, reducing non-white people to the level of whimsical, imaginary people! Like I needed another reason to find him repulsive.

I can't. First with the paintings, now this. This fucking rat turd is making money off of killing a teenager.

Yeah, cops are pretty major perpetrators of violence against sex workers.

I think cops do this more than public realizes. Particularly with sex workers.

Tastes like Palestinian tears, if you're into that sort of thing.

Charity seeking a solution to world poverty or machine that makes soda?

Thank you! But obviously money is far more important to Johansson than you know, human rights and liberties. Shame on her.

Jesus, Johansson, you go the other way; you stay with Oxfam and dump the company riding the coattails of an occupation force.

Oh. Please... don't do that. I know you mean well but... don't.

Ricky Gervais' laugh has to be one of the most infectious things in human history

So now we know for sure Corina Rodriguez is the worst. We already sort of knew it.