Maybe the crying child represents the painful end of your youthful innocence?

Michael Dunn.

Hates thugs, so he shoots up a car full of innocent people and kills a teen because their loud music was of a type he didn't like and they refused to follow his commands to turn it down.

Although his sense of superiority won't allow him to see it, he's the very definition of a violent and dangerous thug.

"After all, why do people think Marge Simpson is white? Look at her skin: it is yellow. Look at her hair: it is a blue Afro. But the Default Human Being thing is so strong that lacking other clear, stereotyped signs of being either black or Asian she defaults to white."

Woody Allen's relationship with Soon-Yi Previn

Why would Hollywood acknowledge or even condemn alleged and convicted child molesters like Woody Allen and Roman Polanski (or even the predator Terry Richardson who's still booking the celebs) when they have this easier target to focus their faux rage on:

Why didn't they just go with one these wacky flavors?

FOX's mental vision of America is a nightmarish place populated by affluent psychopaths and two-dollar an hour underlings.

Definitely read that as "Dead NFL Player Surprises Girls Who Wrote Him Adorable Note," and I enjoyed the twist ending where it turned out he was not dead at all.

Tastes like Palestinian tears, if you're into that sort of thing.

That's awful.

I have to say I'm impressed. Cheerios could have easily catered to the potential angry racist customers, and I even expected them to.

How much were they worth?

Cast your vote for what the magic toe dirt actually looks like in the comments:

It's clever but I don't know that it is cheating within the rules though.
Also, within the limit you're allowed to write complete sentences, you're just limited to how many.

I personally don't tweet either (you knowing the character limit is one-up on me), but I know that if the character limit is as you say, and you…

Looks like it's an image in his tweet.