Indian's can't be racist? Someone forgot to tell Gandhi.

"(Blacks are) Only a degree removed from the animal. (Blacks) are as a rule uncivilized – the convicts even more so. They are troublesome, very dirty and live almost like animals. About this mixing of the (Blacks) with the Indians I must confess I feel most…

I'm going to give the frozen stuff a try.

I think I may move towards that approach.

I had to make that gif.

Disdainful Cat makes Sensitive Cat cry.

Come on guys, this is the LAPD!
It's not like they're known for dropping the ball or anything.

STAY AWAY FROM MY FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS!
Don't make me go Chester Cheetah on you.

""It burns when it goes down, it burns when it comes out,"

^My mother whenever she checks my fridge.
My veggies always end up rotten before I get to them.

THE MAYOR
I'm The Mayor, and I don't care!
I'll smoke some crack
and grab some random derriere.

Want a bike lane recall
so I can speed very fast.
Simple photo-op with football
got me fallin' on my ass.

"I guess we should be glad the male actor wasn't in blackface?"

I'll take those 40 whacks from you, Ms. Ricci.When you're done, I'll take another 41.

Wait, so if a camera man recorded a Black person doing the regular crap that everyone else does (hang out with friends, pay bills, get married, go on a date), and played it back on the big-screen, does it instantly become 'race-themed'?

I said this after his 'not guilty' verdict to my wife:
Zimmerman will be back in court mark my words. Judging by his personality, his immense ego, and preventable actions that lead to the death of a teenager (carrying a gun when he wasn't supposed to, following the teen when he was told not to), he will inevitably be…

Review - The Lone Ranger (I'm not watching the Lennon thing):

"So everybody could go and enjoy the R version, and then if they really wanted to see it again and get a little bit more gritty with it, then have that NC-17 version out there as well."

"...if rumor proves true — the title will go to Adam Levine"