I don’t have yet have any daughters, but I have a son who I make it a point to joke around with and harmlessly embarrass whenever possible. Ideally it will keep him from becoming someone who feels the need to attack others online based on his own personal biases just because he interpreted some celebrity tweet…

Who’s sad?

Yep, that’s a weird thing to get fired up about. Shouldn’t you just be happy that they’re being kept running and available to the public eye at all?

LOL. I don’t know enough about the Baldwin brothers to know if the comments should be taken this way, but I read it as a dad and uncle goofily giving their daughter/niece a hard time online, and as a dad I find that hilarious. Please don’t let me know if either of their character’s should have me creeped out/offended…

Also see A LOT in New England

If we’re making tribute vehicles harkening back to the days when trucks were just trucks, how about making some with reasonably sized tires and NO lift kit, so you can actually get cargo and people in and out of the truck without needing a step ladder. I’m 6'2" and I'm pretty sure I would have to step above knee…

In what way is Mazda stagnant? I’d call them relatively conservative, but they've made pretty big strides in recent years with the Skyactiv platforms and seem to currently offer impressive value when it comes to luxury and quality for the money. Also, it has always been my perception that the “luxury compacts” sell…

You must take incredibly fast first glances or not see many dicks..

Dudes don’t like short colorful hair? Weird.

That sounds fine. I don’t even know who Simon Cowley is.

Braindead poser seems a little harsh for someone interested in buying a much better looking car. Performance isn’t everything to everyone, and the Stinger still says “aftermarket Optima” in the styling department.

Without much research I would guess that he’s relatively progressive on social issues and the alternative options in Richmond.. aren’t. Shitty position for the residents to be in, but I can see them justifying electing an objectively terrible person who at least claims to support their causes, much like “Christians”…

“verbal doodoo” made me choke on my sip of water

Pretty sure he's trying to say that the cop is just a fallible human too and he wouldn't want to see him going to jail for this mistake. Some bullshit, basically.

Is it safe to guess you’re over 40? Give some of Mulaney’s specials a watch, and maybe even some of his shows that “bombed” (SNL?) I’m no millennial myself, but just because you haven’t kept up with the comedy scene and still prefer the oldies doesn’t say anything about a guy’s talent. It was kind of him to say that…

Step 5 - Bleed profusely

Yup. Came to the comments to say exactly this. Love the overall profile, but the headlights look Miata-ish, which wouldn’t necessarily be an insult, but they just don’t fit the car.