Yeah I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure kite surfing works better when the wind is blowing. The kite surfer seems to be in on the secret

Thanks for the dumb, click bait title Jalopnik. The title ENTIRELY misrepresents what the video shows. B-squad writing titles today?

That was 100% intentional and well done. There’s zero “going wrong” in that. He gets a great jump and then does a 1 leg and hold on the board before landing expertly. Going out in 25mph…

$20 says leaking fuel line

Kudos to you for finding that somewhere in there. Made it a few pages and died of dysentary.

About living in Allentown or the train?

If my parents named me clutch, I would have murdered them as soon as I was cognizant of what they’d done.

No one has commented about his handicap plate....he didn't appear very handicapped, but based off of his car I’m assuming he suffered severe head trauma in the military?

Personally, I believe MotoGP is the most interesting series this year. Thus far in 12 races there have been 7 different winners from 6 different teams. Two of those teams were non-factory (the last time a satellite team won was 2006). It is far more interesting to watch than in 2014 when Marc Marquez win 10 in a row…

players with underdeveloped skills and minds

This is why the whole “private can do better than gub’ment” stuff is bunk and bullshit. Imagine if this was our attempt at getting to the moon? We’ve had more fatalities and accidents with private space exploration in five years than NASA had in nearly 30 years. I know yaddity yaddity price, but price of human life,…

I am not an engineer, but I have those cool blue & white striped overalls they wear. Choo choo, motherf*****!

Futurama.

I’m a veteran of three dozen wars. Name a body part and a planet and I’ve taken a bullet in it, on it. All to keep our flag flying free.

“You guys are heroes”

Yeah, and it’s garbage to say “with a courtesy” when they mean “for free, including your rights to it.” Really irks me.

Can’t believe they left all the lugs behind for those wheels!

Ball joints and wheel bearings are absolutely considered normal maintenance.

I would guess this car is owned by a person who doesn’t usually drive out of the city, and for some reason they got sent to a video shoot in the desert and couldn’t find alternate transportation in time.

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