They're just trying to compensate for their small penises.

When the chocolate syrup shot off of the shoe, my brain turned into mush. How.....why...I don't even care. Want.

You, sir, deserve a star for that.

That's nothing. FPS Russia shot someone with a huge shotgun, maced them, then tased the poor sap. It was awesome.

Nothing better than a hot woman's ass/reverse vag shot.

I would just put my face right in that.

It started good then ended up looking Manson-esque. My god no wonder I look horrifying in all my pictures. I blame the camera

Raging Bull

Atleast it went out like a G.

big 'ol LAWL

Dude! I had one of those....I think mine was an '86 tho....had full digital gauges and this....this.....VOICE that would bitch n moan when I had my seatbelt off or when my fuel was low, a lot of things. And it was a womans voice, to make it worse. Had lumbar seats, t-tops, wasn't turboed, but man, that car could move.…

I just had to read that in my "Jim Rome" voice.....it just seems so fitting.

How could you not? Unless a Gallardo was in front of you....or 72 Chevelle.

Lets see....how about a rented Mustang GT500? I mean, it's rented so that'll save you around 4500 bucks. And if you break something you have that money to replace any broken parts. It;s the American way....hoon the rental!

Those aren't his teeth..

Good things are always the worst for you. I used to smoke meth or "ice" all the time and it was awesome....for the first few times anyway. Then it turned me into being a frightening, shadow-people seeing, breaking, entering, stealing, pawning, weapon making, taking-anything-apart-to-see-how-it-works, awake for weeks,…

Shoot, I'd hang out with Jeremy any day. ;)

If it's a shih-tzu, yes. It doesn't even have to be neglected. All shih-tzus must die.

Wow...im astonished in how you completely overanalyze things and twist them around.

They have some of the most retarded names...