They're far more rich than Haiti...maybe that's how they can do this?

Do you live in South Texas? We could put our money together lol

Better than the famous Bullitt chase scene.

I almost died on the freeway trying to get away from some stupid BMW driver. I wasn't going fast enough so decided to floor it around a corner...the Nitto N555 tires I have are totally worthless pieces of shit for gripping purposes and felt my car slide at about 120mph....ill never do that again.

Is this a testament to the eggs we eat that don't have time time to fully grow into young chickens?!

@hhj2612: The white back to the clock has a point, silly.

Some people might actually like this sort of thing if you know what I mean.

Fuck, that's horrifying..no other way to put it.

Screw the bread, where's the one that dispenses fleshlights?

Nothing wrong here. If I saw some randomly get in the middle of the aisle, kneel down and start praying loudly, id tackle the fuck out of them. Just seems out of the ordinary.

@Pinkerton Proletariat: Where can I catch some of those races? Is it only on television or Internets?

What happened to the "Adult" ratings? I'm still waiting for one of those. And no, I'm not talking about tentacles....well, I'm not, but I am. Nevermind.

@dappernat: Hmph...nothing more need be said

Gizmodo- Why have I been peed on?

@meatbag_pussrocket: The ownage level just shot up a good few points..

Vengeful and righteous lol. And that hint of grey in his hair certainly completes the look.

Kudos to the WertMan for slaving through the comments, replying to alot of the pissing and moaning.

@LandofMinos: Is it just me or is there something a little down-syndrome-ish looking about zuckerburg's eyes?

@srbiff: Just use "ca.jalopnik.com" it's the old website version. thats the only thing that has me coming back :/

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