Chevy Cock of the Rock. (A real animal)

By the looks of that thing, it would be a Japanese import. If ya get my drift.

I say the Longhorn should be the next variation of the F-350. It pretty much embodies everything you described.

Looks like a pug at 60mph.

Who do you have to blow to get a star around here?

I like the writing. We need more of this. Fuck Hyundai, Jalopnik is making a comeback.

In my opinion, you can't fix ugly. And all the new Camaro's are FUGLY!

It is kinda fat, huh. Atleast its not as obese as the goddamn Charger or Challenger :]

I like the different/sameasgtr-ish look. Kinda reminds me of a panda...

Wow. That...was epic

@KefkaXI: You're not a true gamer if you don't remember DD

@cipher.Cero: haha I like that one

@Brightmotor: Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. Why he was in my pajamas, I do not know.

@kriskkalu: RIM? Shit, I bet paper is reeeally pissed.

Reminds me of Dangerous Dave! Anyone remember that game?

@grahamillion: Anything's better than those song-stealing, overrated sons of bitches.

@furre: That's how easily distracted I get. But you gotta admit, it's like a wild animal that just jumps at your face lol

@cdbeard: Reminds me of a nursery rhyme...

@FrancesTheMute: Also a major headache. When something goes wrong there, you gotta get your ass moving....or its Jerry Time

@EBone: Well, in a way, technology is being used to either keep them alive or help monitor their condition.