@Windhawk: Drop it with a picture of Ryan Seacrest on it. They might hold it hostage...

@random_droid: While they're on the ground, administer a kick in the gooch for me. Those reeeeally hurt.

Reminds me of the bit Dom Joly did from Trigger Happy TV. Great show.

And don't those teeth make you wana throw some oats at his face...

I'm gonna use that line to slap the shit outta someone

@Cassanova Spiegs: 2 stars, going at it like 2 dogs in heat...

Bet that thing can blow one hell of a load, as the bus found out.

@Smoshmonker: Sweet. haha what movie is that from?

@SpammerOvTheGods: Fetuses are great with dead animals!

@gigawings: Tentacles... :)

"Green Bay, you've left me no choice other than to cast you ablaze with my newly found magic powers"

@shl0791: Who wouldn't want to see that?!

But I just bought an iphone4....

Jesus Christ, atleast move the fucking truck off the Ferrari! Why would you just leave it parked on top of it?

Buncha ricers

@This user was banned: Dude, I wasn't thinking but I saw your name come up on my email saying "This user was banned" and thought I was a gonner lol. That name....you seem like a disgruntled "ex-star".....is that where the name comes from?

@This user was banned: You know you want one. Hell, you NEED it.

@Super Gizmodoman: Oh god, here we go with the "I own this and that" and "I make more than you" rants.

@Graviton1066: Not if you have nuts. lol

Badass! But I still think black is beautiful.