@stupid face: pick up scantily-clad women?

@Dinoczar: wishes upon/for a star: I was just thinking of my Grandma actually wanting the pet patter, then, to her horror, she opens the box to find something else. She's got a lot of cats.

Gots to be the classic Longhorn antlers. Or whatever they're called.

@Vman455: Maybe he's a regular person who doesn't just fuckin drop his shit off. Maybe.

@Cancerous86: From one burn to the next. The epicness GOES ON!

@Beaner89: That's something that you should never think. It can always get worse.

@Dirt Pirate: LOL to you, sir.

Its ok. That Bulging eye will make him more aerodynamic!

What a piece of shit.

@Psiu! Puxa!: I love your Volvo 240! But I digress: But you're a girl...

-One Swedish made p*nis enlarger..

@Stem_Sell: We've already found a solution to that.

@gadjet: Open that crazy eye a little more lol

Brilliant! Who would think drugs could be hidden around such an angel?

@\m/ chaosphere \m/: Ah, very wise, grasshopper.

@PunkRockMachine: Cheers. I still haven't seen any 3D movies...I'm kinda making it a point to stay away.

@orangesrhyme: Ha! The very definition of pwnage. Good work, sir.

Hmmm..now to find a way to transfer this technology to blow-up dolls.

@OreoExplosion: Thanks man. That's quite the honor.

@quadrent: Somebody get this man a star. Immediately.