Should be titled "God drops dinner roll into fat hand"

@Alejandro Barrios: That sounds dirty...

@RubiksCube: I see the "Boogeyman" from Nightmare Before Christmas frolicking around his underground lair

The person who walks around with this would probably get picked on by the people who have iPhones. That's how bad it is.

@AimAtTheFace: Starship Troopers...

@jbrecken: You're supposed to carry that in your other pocket...

If the internet still suprises you, you just need to quit life.

@Alejandro Barrios: You mispelled plagerizing wrong...

@AreWeThereYeti: Theres probably an app for that...

Spratt is good....REAL good.

Wow. This guy got his you know what ripped worse than my last girlfriend.

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: Ethernet? Meh....Personally, I just like your avatar.

Lead pic- "Where's my robogun?! Damn, where did I leave it? Aww crap, thats right..."

@Michael Adams: It'd be funny if there was a bear just outside the picture about to maul her.

I don't blame him. Bison jerkey is delicious.

@Lahjik: I needed that laugh

@C4R4V4Nz_4_LIFE: It won't be a big operation anyway

@flateric_bg: I love you.

@cnewhall: That should be tagged NSFW.

@Ninety-9: MADD is just angry.