She shouldnt be holding her arm up in a storm like that...much less a metal torch. Geez.

I want it. I'm willing to pay triple the asking price. Wait....this isn't an iphone?

There's always that one fat one who's struggling to keep up with the pack.

@maximum_sarge: Sandpiper?

@gochomoe: It's Asshat. We apparently don't use asshole on this site.

Is that all? I guess a picture is worth a thousand words.

Does anyone else see a woman-like figure with nice legs, holding a halo-type weapon, and an evil looking skull for a face in the lead shot?

@Hamslicer: Ha! Aren't we all.

@bazookafox is the hipster of whitenoise: Least work, best result.

@spaghetti335: Oh god, that eye and cheek bone..

@A Flock of Smegal's: It's not a duck, it's a rabbit. ;)

Amazing!

@Ricorich196: Yea, bug-eyed females are actually attractive to them...

What if the female newts were...like..not hot, in ways we don't understand? Then the male newts are not to blame..

Asshat or asshole? What the hell is the difference?

@crd22: The bad drivers of Jezebel will soon be dragging you behing their cars...

Maybe he's watching bumfights..

@learniiburn: I can't stop them from ruling the world! Dah!

I'm so sick of smart phones.

Eddie Griffin!!