If they actually mass produced cars that look as good as this, I doubt any car company would be in debt. Ever.

Bacon Kevin Bacon Statue is a chick magnet.

@omgwtfbbq!: you forgot FTP in the username.. ;)

@♥♦ Goopplesoft ♣♠: Doing dumb things and being 16 go hand in hand.

@Sunset Flip: 99 of them....for 2 cents

A natural phenomenon has occured

@hawkeye18: Nicely done.

Is anybody thinking what I'm thinking?

Auto-erotic asphyxiation?

It's probably hidden by the metal panel. When excited, the robocock violently shoots out, fully erected, ready to go.

@a sexy hot dog: Maybe he was doing neck-strengthening, commonly done in boxing. Where you would (and I'm guessing) you would attach the handle around your neck somehow and do reps by going forward and back. Not the smartest thing, but, like I said, it IS done

Freddie Mercury lives!!

I was thinking it would be more along the lines of the Home Alone 2 electrocution scene...

Looks like a pissed off orangutan...with death-ray vision.

Sweet.

@brt312-: and a bag of Salvia....or so I've heard

@ColdMist: Wow. I scroll down with the intentions of bragging about getting one and I see your comment, which totally kills my joy. Thanks.

And it's in a place where they can't reach to even use it.

@cdoggoblingbling: How bout a NES controller then?!

@Lactose_The_Intolerant: That would just be rude.