Am I living on a different fucking planet here, or what?

Kinda proud of myself for seeing almost this entire list.
Some I've watched in the same day.

They all have the same weird features.

A fat man-baby with small hands and a weak, limp handshake should not attempt this nonsense with actual adult men.

Fake

Garbage people.

Are you having a hard time with the keyboard, fella?

Oops, it's the third pic, the YouTube video

Sorry, you unoriginal fucks, but Mastodon is already a kick ass band.

the picture

Is that an American flag nailed to the cross?

All lawyers play in shitty rock bands.

March 2016 was the last time he was seen publicly.
They basically tortured him to death at their first opportunity.

What kind of a dude would want to play victim in a 'witch hunt'.

Coal can disappear forever, is what I'm saying.

Are you making that up

No one knows who he is

Yes, tackling objectives and something something goals.
I don't believe a word of what this turd has to say.
He's basically saying 'make america great again'

He sounds like even more of a fucktard than I had originally thought.

I live on the border of Michigan and Ohio, about 100 feet away from a stone mine.
You're right about all of that.
Public transportation is non-existent.
We have well water that requires an expensive filtration system to make it potable.
The nearest public water fountain is several miles away.