You're dumb if you needed an explanation.

It's still pretty great being able to see live shows and stuff by bands like Nirvana on the Internet.
It was so hard to see live stuff, and you'd only read in magazines about some cool show they did.
Still blows my mind that now I can actually watch some of them.

Stupid rosettes.
Like a prize pig at the county fair.

What's with those stupid ribbons?

Nirvana.

Went to see them at a festival when I was 14, but my friend's mom had to pick us up before they even played.

The article makes it sound like it's a no name company with one game.
It's nothing more than a name now though.

Sorry that you don't like fun, dude.

Cannot tell if you are being sarcastic

You have no idea what you're talking about.

"This loser can't even keep a job" - Trump probably

I was talking shit about gangster movies earlier, but it really is a valuable lesson on how these turds operate.

McCain needs another cup of Sanka

Mr Mustache up there is Queen of the South

I deserve far worse!

I used one at my old office - it was just a locking closet with a chair and table.
Sometimes when my back pain was severe, i'd lay on the floor for a few minutes to relax.
I am also a monster.

I don't think you even watched a second of it

you talk weird

You should build a wall around your house but it has no doors and also it is airtight so no foreigners can get in

even when he did the slip and fall on a drumstick?