Why have two separate reviews for the pilot of this show?

Absolutely.

If you are ever in the San Fernando Valley, check out 'The Habit'
Killer burgers, fries, and shakes.

This is garbage.
Break.com is also garbage.

I tried, but it keeps getting removed as spam.

AVC keeps removing this, but here you go:
i.imgur.com/sZyIt4z.png

Assisted suicide now?!? For a knife wound?!?
There are only two dosage sizes of Morphine available.
10mg, or ALL of the morphine.

Here you go: http://i.imgur.com/sZyIt4z.png

Good choices!
Any order is good, but as Drinking with Skeletons pointed out, Fargo is shortest, so I would go with that first.
I would add 'The Shield' to that list, also.

Wow, this shit is ridiculous.
Good thing they have a chicken tractor.

$20 can get you a nice looking watch at Target or TJ Maxx.
If you spend a crapload of money on a watch, you are the only one that cares about it.
Slightly less tacky than carrying a fistful of dollars all the time.

It's only hilarious when the owner of the large device is a short person.

So you like football, or not?
Go team!

I feel like Barbie could have driven less than 120mph through the darkness.

America's Next Top Pirate!
Are You Smarter Than a Dog?

Looking forward to it.
Lilyhammer has continued to improve.

I met him, and spoke to him briefly during my stay in Los Angeles.
He was very nice, well spoken, and surprisingly lucid.
Yes, it was at a Medical Marijuana Exposition.

It's a joke, from the people that brought you 'Right-On & Dumbass'

It's one of my favorite albums.

Thanks for this article. I don't like the Right-On/Dumbass stuff though.
Don't make me beg for a guide to the Fall TV premieres(minus the shitty characters).
Please?!?