I love @Midnight. Lots of laughs and great guests.

I want to know everything!

I don't think you know what a haiku is.
I was not attempting to make one.

Oasis? Ewwwwwwwwwww.
My dealmaker is The Beatles.

Why don't we all just suck his dick and get it over with?
Because we aren't 17 years old?
Pineapple Express was shit, let's admit it.
If his ego gets any bigger, he's going to float away like a hot air balloon.

Cap'n Munch was partially responsible for Oops All Berries cereal.
Yet another symbol of American military incompetence in this show.

Since there's nothing for me on tv tonight, I just started Cube.
Thanks for the suggestion.

You're right.
I guess I'm hoping that it's some kind of inside joke(with himself) or riddle, some kind of F. U. to everyone.
I really hope we are let in on the joke.

At least it's not THE AIDS, like Magic has.

Yep. That was a very strange movie.
Very good.

He actually asked Anderson Cooper if he knows what it's like to be jealous over a girl he likes. It was precious.

I think you're right.

I'm sure that Lorne Malvo is not his real name, and he is spreading the alias around intentionally, not carelessly.

I'm sure that you're joking.
So, no Disney, Colin Hanks, Tom Hanks, FX, etc.
You might have banned yourself from any kind of entertainment at all.
Maybe just watch Henry: Portrait of a Killer on repeat.

I think he had to shoot the dog behind the ear to get it off of her.

I wouldn't put anything past this guy.

It's the red plastic ring around Bologna.

That's what Skull & Bones wants you to think.

He looks like a serial murderer cannibal.
Money well spent.

I just imagine a reviewer sitting there, scratching his neckbeard, and adjusting his tiny fedora, saying "Meh, could be better," then mashing the minus key with a fat, greasy, Dorito stained finger.