Weird.

Normal Love was the best one

Fake bacon is almost as terrible as real bacon.

Buy him a box of potato flakes and some seasoning salts.

Hey, Tapatio never hurt nobody.

And keep eating until your taste buds are burned off.
It's the only way to fly.

Use them to store 3.5 tennis balls.

Make it happen, Captain!

They are really bland, but there are flames on the can, and they make you shit your pants.

Bacon?
I thought 2012 was over!

I love diving into AVC's lists, but, computer generated bullshit does nothing for me.

That was a zillion years ago!
I just remembered that I'm 34.

I think I like Facelift and Dirt equally. Both blew me away.

Bleach is still amazing.
I listened to it a bunch this year.
A few seconds of one song, and I have to hear the whole album.

I've already heard the term 'Obozo' too many times today to go over to Yahoo and hear it 500 more times in an article about Diet Coke(or any other unrelated topic)

Or having a friendly discussion on IMDB.

That was a zillion years ago, Oldy Olsen.
I just remembered that I'm 34.

I mean, I'm old, but Jesus, that was 34 years ago, Oldy Olsen!

First one to say 'Cat-ception' loses!
Oh, dammit!

Switching to a backup disqus account to upvote your own silly post?
That's a paddlin'