25? How about 45?

Hooray! In a shitty world in really shitty times, a show that managed to provide 20-something minutes of entertainment and escapism for millions of people around the world each week is finally ending! What a glorious day for people who don’t watch it to celebrate others no longer being able to watch something they…

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

So that’s why Dawn just disappeared in the last few episodes of Mad Men. She saw the agency going down and was just like, “Eff this.” (wrinkles nose) (vanishes).

I was once playing around on 007 mode, where you could set the accuracy of guards, damage of guns, that kind of thing. I set the damage to 100%, so any hit at all should have killed me in one.

The phrase of my generation.

“Due to his short height, he cannot be hit by the normal auto-aim gunfire (which simply shoots above his head). Instead the other player must stop moving to use the precise aim crosshairs to aim downward and deliberately at him. Because of this, Oddjob gives his user an unfair advantage and his use is often looked…

Heheh, recalling Walt’s unsliced roof pizza, right?  Also, how lame is this guy that he doesn’t want any toppings?

Crazy that he drove 2 hours just to be at the club (4 in traffic)!

I really think this show misses the mark by having Billy Wayne interview progressives and having Dr. Nira interview conservatives. It’s far more funny to see people deal with ridiculous caricatures of their own beliefs than with caricatures of beliefs they oppose. I will exempt that Arizona focus group though. That…

When that vial fell out of the suspended anus I groaned with disgust and then lauged. Pitch perfect for Preacher. Love this show.

“WE GOT SOME WICKED AWESOME WORMSIGN I’M TELLING YA”

True. Though I don’t think he ever had the acting skill to deserve to be at that level. Berg showed a bit more promise.

You just summed up most people’s feelings about the war(s) in Iraq.

The weird thing about Lone Survivor is that I came away from it thinking Marky Mark and friends were the villains. They were these assholes who showed up and then tied up a goat herding old man and some kids before threatening to kill them. The rest of it just seemed like people wanted to get these asshole invaders…

Marky Mark was flirting with the a-list too, now he’s flirting with straight to video. They can go together.

30 years later I am still baffled by this guy’s career. A short,average looking male model/shitty boy band rapper becomes a movie star despite lacking both charisma and ability. Who took those fucking CK photos? Herb Ritts? We should dig up that fucker so we can kill him again for giving this idiot a career.

“I AIN’T GONNA FEYA LIKE SOME PUSSY QUEAH! FE-YAH’S A WICKED MINEKILLAH! FEYA’S LIKE DETH OR SOME SHIT, AN’ I GOTTA FACE IT LIKE A MAN AND KICK IT RIGHT’N THE FUCKIN’ BAWLS!” ~ Marky Mark Atraydees, Dune

“They who control da f**king spice control da whole motherf**king univahse. Youknowwhatimsayin’?”

You know, for a minute there, like, a decade ago, Berg looked like he was on track to become a really interesting A-list director. Then Battleship happened. Now, he’s just Marky Mark’s Dennis Dugan.