Probst’s Mexican accent is terrible. Like something you’d hear strolling through the food court at the Mall of America. ‘Maaargaritas!’ Shut up.

Holy smokes did Gawker Media + Kinja perform a double team destruction of AV Club. Claiming a canceraids-inducing “first” isn’t even fun anymore. Where did everyone go to discuss my favorite shows?

These reviews may as well open with a disclaimer that says, “I have decided I don’t like this revival due to Roseanne’s politics but I am being told I need to do reviews due to the show’s popularity.”

I think the reason Dan hates David was clear - he’s a deadbeat dad.

“Also why do you own that book?” “You see a red book, you buy a red book.” “What do you do with blue books?” “Don’t buy!” “Yellow books?” “Wait on it”. “That’s true”. I’m going to miss a lot of things about this show but I think I’ll miss the nonsensical exchanges with Nick trying to explain his insane thought…

The next antagonists in the comics are absurd. Moreso than even the Garbage People. If they go that route with the show you won’t be missing anything.

It’s not bad writing in this case. It’s minor details you missed.

It’s weird that you’re arguing about this ultimately meaningless thing that you are very clearly wrong about

Here’s a picture of the entrance to the Scavengers’ dump:

That shipping container is the entrance to Trashtopia. Yawantpancakes is correct.

Glenn was curiously absent. Did he and Maggie get a divorce? I’d love to hear ideas of how the show will get him back into the fold.

Renee will also move with Stan, but will change her name to Andrea.

Are you watching Homeland’s current season at the same time, like I am?

I don’t feel like the women have gotten enough screen time yet to really get a feel for them, but Laurel seems lovely and smart.

Chris was too swah-vay to use his idol.

Fuckin’ Jack Morris, man...

-It was so satisfying seeing Chris voted out. Probably my favorite “blindside” in a very long time. I don’t think he’s a bad person, just really really REALLY annoying. I hope he’s one of those people that sees himself on TV and learns from it.

So after last season and what felt like a long run of reasonably smart and strategic women getting voted out, I can’t help but be somewhat glad they’re in the majority for now. I like Laurel and Kellyn and hope they go far. A part of me hopes that a woman wins this season.

But after the voting confessional, the other…

Did you watch The Soup? Chris had the same vocal fry as this guy named Bryce (or Brace) from a Showtime reality show about male escorts that The Soup used to love to show clips of, they even brought Bryce/Brace on as a guest a few times.

Wendell has perhaps delivered my favorite confessional of all time.