Only if I never have to offer to pay. Not once.

Tim Meadows is a national treasure. It’s amazing how he can use his low-key vibe to get into some incredibly weird characters. I still think his appearance on The Office was one of the highlights of the series.

Glad to see Deadpan Andre Braugher survived the Kinjapocalypse.

Hamburger?

I’ve been on the phone for six hours. And I just want to cancel an account.

Yas. Queen.

Well.

I liked how much commentary they managed to sneak in on how bad the prison system is. Even the warden admits it’s particularly tough for trans people.

Glad to have B99 back! Pretty good opener. However, I do not at all remember this whole pregnant Gina with Ryan Phillippe’s baby. Did I not watching some episodes from the end of last season?? I don’t know. I’m gonna go revisit.

And if you want to become addicted to all sorts of drugs over a forty year period, it should be Tim Meadows getting you addicted.

How about the table stare (shake)-down scene in Hundred Dollar Baby—-actually I’m shocked they both didnt break.

Shucky Ducky, Quack Quack?

Good Lord, how old is David Boreanaz now? He’s way too old to be a Navy SEAL. When he started out on Buffy, he looked like Ted Danson’s OLDER brother, and had to be in his early 40s. He did 6 years of Buffy, then 5 years of Angel, then 12 years of Bones. He’s in his mid-60s now, right?

I’ll be taking a knee on these.

The way The Mick handled the storyline with Sabrina’s deadbeat boyfriend I thought was ruthlessly brilliant.

There’s nothing finer in the world than Kaitlyn Olson on the verge of throwing up.

buoyed by the praise that finally women were being allowed to play crass, impolitic characters.

Listen up MoonTopples Fucko, I want to thank you for a neat and concise explanation of the word fucko and how to use it properly.