The greatest “knock” against Owens’ character is that he played most of his career before social media.

MLB deleted the tweet when thousands of angry fans wrote in to tell them that Spider-Man is not Japanese.

Just think how many second rounders Hinkie could get for Embiid and Simmons.

and $24 mil to Steven Adams

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

No one is able to counter this guy in an intelligent way.

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

Really? Really? No “Hit by a Bus” in a Deadspin listicle?

The rookie move wasn’t copy-pasting his instructions into the tweet. The rookie move was not doubling down and leaving it. Hey, they said all he had to do was use the hashtags, and he did.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

Please tell me more about this LeBron watch you speak of...

I fucking love this series. It’s like if “500 Days of Kristin” were funny.

Ok but where does Dikembe think he will go? I want all the mid-90s All Defense Team to weigh in on this

Seriously. The US has plenty of history propping up murderous dictators, getting weapons into the wrong hands, etc etc - but can we not play this fucking false equivalency game?

This is a bad piece. There’s a pretty huge gulf between necessary realpolitik alliances and fawning over a dictator, one whose record is worse than those listed here by any rational measure, for absolutely no reason. No US interest was served by Trump’s actions. There was no advantage, immoral and distasteful as it…

Most lackadaisical, ho-hum awards ceremony ever. Felt like they were all exchanging holiday gifts with their in-laws.

In a world where Kim Kardashian is meeting Donald Trump in the White House, all things are possible. Let me have this, you monster.

Nothing worse than these anonymous cowards

please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie 

wait didn’t you write this