Why exactly does this definitely prove Australians are retarded?

As a nerd, Australian Citizen and Sydney resident I feel like I have to defend the police and train riders on this one.

Most overrated qb in the league

Illuminati!

Makes me glad phones are banned at my work.

KG did not keep his mouth shut until he left, that is so far from true, otherwise I basically agree with what you have to say.

Deadspin Staff memo: "Now that all other sports journalists are praising Lebron we need to start hating on him"

So I guess it was realistic huh?

Is this a sick joke?

Didn't even read the article. Just loved the title.

Embiid's attempt to recruit Lebron is more effort than old Sixers management ever put in to signing ANYBODY in the 10 years preceding Hinkie.

Signed Jaded Sixers fan

"I can tell you that equal horror and terror was reigned down on civilians by the American and Allied forces"

Does anyone else ever get the feeling that the primary objective of Deadspin is to point out how terrible people are, and the sports reporting is just a bonus?

P.s. I am aware this is a post from regressing not deadspin.

TMZ

Hence why I said possible, not realistic.

"good" -every sixers fan ever

I was under the impression Dan Snyder already trade-marked Washington Warriors years ago. Anyone know anything about this?

I am a massive Lebron fan, but I think it is in his best interest to leave unless Rile pulls off another miracle and completely revamps the team with new talent. Lebron is being asked to do waaaay too much.

Depends on what you would deem realistic. Houston, Cleveland and the Clippers are all possible, but I don't know if you would deem them realistic.

Somewhere Sam Hinkie is crying