It’s spelled “denial” not “Denali”

Dignity? Please....

I don’t think the old view of diesel sounds has much to do with it. I think it’s more that diesels aren’t heavily favoured by taxes and/or subsidies in the US, the way they are in Europe and elsewhere. Diesels are significantly more expensive to manufacture, and most people will never make up the difference during…

Woody Johnson! Welcome to Deadspin!

“You know what I like.”

That is a Million Mile engine surrounded by a 50,000 mile truck.

I’m in the same boat. I replaced my e60 with an e39 and any BMW I get from here on out will be of that vintage or older. Thinking about an e28.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

Boy, that ended up going in a different direction than it started in.

WRONG. Toyota or GTFO. At this point the Toyota is so ingrained in my DNA that buying a jeep would be like a Steeler fan rooting for the Browns. It just can’t happen, the universe will not allow it.

I heard Mike Zimmer wanted to convert him to fullback, but he was completely against the switch.

M badges on non-M BMWs.

I thought it was: “It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity.”

Florida Man destroys country while sipping wine at Mar A Lago.

You know it is bad sports radio (which means “crawlspace under all time lows”) when callers regularly own the host(s) on simple matters of fact and the producer is just letting some kid with a PhD from MIT who is bored stay on a call for 10 minutes because he’s 2 order of magnitude better than the well-paid host(s)…

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Hiding in plain sight, homie. It works. Just ask DB Cooper. I hear he goes by the name Rusty Shackleford.

Finally, an explanation of why you’re no longer president of the local youth football association!

I love driving with a beer. There is something cozy about a road soda. And I mean one, or two while cruising logging roads.