Tad, Steele, Wells, Shack, Covie, Coco, Wick and Sheehan Stanwick.

Ladies and gentleman, The Whites.

4) Waking up approximately 12 minutes after the sun has gone down

On the plus side, if a runner does get shot at least they get one of those 30.06 stickers.

Please. When I was kid growing up on an army base in the middle of the prairies, we had many Blizzards.

Tragically all the girls were shot by local police prior to removing their makeup.

"There was nothing racial about it," says Schmidt. "They didn't have any other intention than to just try to intimidate the underclassman by wearing blackface," she continued. "It's okay, I'm *married* to a guy who wears blackface," she finished.

No jeep, wrong direction. You need to sell a bare-bones AWD 4-seater utility vehicle with acceptable output for $17500.

If the victim made it clear that two UT students sexually assaulted her, then why were the football players arrested?

Cortland students promptly left to write to their families about the wild finish, before remembering that they don't know how to read or write.

Hmmm. I thought the only part of Connecticut that wanted to fuck America was Greenwich.

Deion Sanders knows more about homosexuality than tackling wide receivers.

Wow, how the mighty have fallen. A year ago, he was the best running back in the NFL. And now? He's forced to cut the fabric off of his couch to make a suit for court.

The ad says that this custom high-boy is "kind of a DeLorean meets Humvee meets John Deere"

INTERVIEWER: Michael, you've really taken a shining to golf in retirement. Would I be correct in assuming that we'll be seeing you a lot out on the golf course?

Strange Rover.

Judging from the video, it appears there was no resolution.

Bettman: So is this going to be on ESPN and stuff?
Det. J. Faroni: I'm not even talking about ESPN anymore.

Knucklehead; he walked into exactly the place where the Jets exist.

I think he already came.

2 minutes for holding.... & rubbing