I'd rather watch the weather guy.

I've got them both a 40 and a 45. My wife's not super happy about it.....she's not a car person so she's constantly wondering out loud "why the fuck do we need all these damn cars" She can stand about 50 minutes riding in the 40 before I get the "tell me why we drove this instead of the real car" look. She'll be…

Good god, this shit absolutely goes on all the time. In the locker room the best place to be is dead average. Too big - ridiculed (put a license plate on that thing, register it as a weapon, etc) too small - ridiculed (gnat fucker, needle dick, etc.).

I think Stroh's also used to brew in Winston-Salem (Eden, actually). I used to go up there at lunch occasionally and have a few suds and some pretzels post tour. It was like having a German brew hall to myself. That place was vacant.

Enzo Ferrari

Seems as if most of these guys would rather be cummin than stroking......which explains the over representation of Dodges here. Fucking morons.

This a 1,000 times this. Do not look down up people because they don't like the game. They are not less evolved sports fans or it's not that they don't get it. They get it, they just don't like it. Leave them the fuck alone. Soccer and soccer fans stop trying so fucking hard to be the it sport and have everyone like…

Those douche bags don't even know enough to film in landscape.

77/78 Dodge Power Wagons

thank you for finishing my thought.

Good god I just don't get this shit. I can see this shit every Friday and Saturday night at the local bar. Rednecks getting into fights to save Tanya's dignity (which she lost

It's can be a bitch to quit, it depends entirely on the person. I started in eight grade, dipped Cope from sun up to sun down for 25 years then one day I just said I'm done and haven't touched it since.

Ah Flatbillers you do amuse me.

I'm amazed that the dude can get laid by a single woman let alone two with the britches he's wearing. WTF.

Some of those seem difficult, but try traveling with my father as the passenger and you'll learn that all of those trips are cake walks. Between the incessant questions about every little detail of the topography, through the barrage of inquiries about who, what, where, etc. about the local farming practices and…

As a diesel, yes, as a gasser, no.

Cue that attorney from down south that had those great TV spots for the workman's comp filing.

"Greasy Missiles".... isn't that what happens right before anal sex?

Ah yes Keith Stone

There was a 6-8 of these at a military auction in Louisiana about 8 months ago. I actually need one of these as (bucket/backhoe) and I thought long and hard about putting a bid out there, but the wife would have killed me. Plus I thought to myself WTF will I do if something breaks on this that I can't sort out…