This guy needs to be stopped. He can’t be allowed to release Democrats onto the streets of America.

Blame me!

Something boring that Democrats are trying to make a thing, but won’t catch on because they don’t have a star like the Donald.

Texas made the right choice for Senator.

That’s just your white privilege talking, bro!

There is plenty of hope! This was an historic election in Texas where an immigrant defeated the racist white bigot who opposed him.

Oh dear, being poor must really suck.

Hopefully, they can avoid going back to jail long enough to vote for the Democrats!

Absolutely, most felons and criminals are Democrats so this is positive news!

Wow, what a sore loser. Got your ass kicked by a better candidate and making accusations about race? Then blaming the race of your own party? Try taking some responsibility for being a pathetic loser. Disgraceful. Thank god, decent Americans didn’t fall for the tricks of scum like you.

I hear he’s going to have a traditional American breakfast consisting of bacon and pork sausages that morning. But he’s really excited to shake hands with the new members!

Or like a Beta O’Rourke.

Redundant. He’s white so he’s obviously a racist.

Oh Billy, the great Mou is just ensuring that writers that lack the talent to be on a real news site can stay employed.

Statues of child molestors are highly inappropriate. That’s why there are no statues of Mohammed.

What’s the big deal? There are no fags in the NBA. No homo.

Deport the league!

Gabby is just some thug from a favella.

“Carey Mulligan isn’t sure how she became what she jokingly calls a “serious, important” actress.”

Add Andrew Gillum and Beto O’Rourke to the list! Bye, bitches!