Now that felons have the right to vote, all black people will be able to vote in Florida. Great news!

Gillum lost, but felons can vote. So it’s still a good day for black people in Florida.

Gillum wants racist DeSantis to become governor, which makes Gillum a racist!

Yup, that’s why I have high hopes for white loser Beto O’Rourke. Got his behind kicked by an immigrant who had to work twice as hard, but he’ll be back!

Jason loves fried chicken. Obviously.

Omar will always support whichever issue is most woke.

White men are the worst. They’re a bunch of racists of who have caused all the trouble while women and minorities are the real heroes. Stay woke, bro!

I see the editor even managed to find space for a token Asian girl. Its not like there are four times as many Asians as black people in the UK.

That would be very effective. The US government has a long history of abiding by UN resolutions.

Chuck and Nancy are just a bunch of old white racists! Toss them out!

Is this better, comrade? We trying, as you can imagine, English not our first language. But we do good job, da?

DeSantis should just place all polling booths inside schools. Or perhaps, invite children to visit their local polling place on voting day to let them observe democracy in action.

You can’t obstruct the Donald. He has no legislative agenda!

Absolutely. We’ve been saying it for months a Blue Trickle is going to gently ooze across America.

Cubans are the worst. But not as bad as DeSantis. He’s the real racist!

Nonsense. All browns are the same and all browns vote for Democrats, not those racist Republicans!

I’m having rum in honor of the victory of immigrant Rafael Cruz over the white bigot Beto.

Nonsense. If you just keep calling them stupid and racist enough times, they will eventually start voting for you. Trust me.

Someone must have told your friends that Democrats love abusers like Keith Ellison, so they thought what does it matter?

No, not the Democratic Socialist People’s Paradise of Venezuela? He deserved to lose!