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Russell Flowers
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Wait a minute, wasn't "The Stand" a mini-series? Let it be…

They fucked us over for a goddamn percentage!

"Pro-choice" - yet another cultural crime by Derp Vedder.

Ironic, that.

There is a dedicated "Rdio" button on my Roku remote…

" …hoping that some homophobe at a Redbox will rent it… "

Welcome to the party, pal!

He's coming back as a ghost. It signals the beginning of the end of the zombie apocalypse, and the beginning of the beginning of the ghost apocalypse.

He's "Peaked in High School" Harry Potter.

Community was dead already, but Yahoo did a "Weekend at Bernie's" with the corpse.

Or like a toothless hillbilly, living in some hillbilly shack somewhere.

People who write about Fox News seem to watch very little Fox News.

Leatherface, Goebbels,
Goebbels, ElDan,
Let's call the whole thing off.

When I was a (smallish) kid, I thought all the TV theme songs were sung by characters/actors.

This has been bothering him for 15 years.

Oh, you silly. This has nothing to do with any 'social compact' - this was about a lady wanting her employer to provide birth control for her.

What do we call people that expect others to pay for their birth control? Maybe not slut, but … what? Chiselers?

Not bad, even though it did open with a cliche.