Remember when Tori would roll out of bed, throw her hair in a scrunchie, clean her cat’s litter boxes, smoke a bong, and then, oh yeah, there’s a concert today and would head on stage? That looked 1000xs better than the shower-curtain couture she wears these days.
Hey, I’m just going to put this up as my background pic., kay?
My Casio watch.
Seriously why am I even TRYING to kick a Minecraft addiction if y'all are just gonne undermine me like this...
The only thing that died was artistic integrity in that scene.
I want a 48" tablet, Apple is really dropping the ball here.
No, 12.2" is not enough to get me to upgrade.
Think I'll stick to vaping the green stuff. We were doing it first anyway.
Men get very angry when you challenge their entitlement to do whatever the fuck they want.
he sure liked elections when he had a chance to force an early one and blame the opposition in order to give his minority government a majority.
B+ as well here, and green eyes. The blood bank I used to donate at for many years would just call me when they needed. Other than that, I was forbidden to "volunteer".
Luckily while your blood is rare it is replaceable with less rare blood.
Well at least you're not gay! That's a totally reasonable reason to not be able to donate blood!
Great, now I'm going to have to become a Level Five Vegan. So much for eating anything that casts a shadow...
Whoopi Goldberg and Nicole Wallace might be on opposite ends of the political party spectrum, but there is one issue…
Ah, beat me too it!
The random handle on the barrel really ties the gun together.
Since they cast Johnny Depp in the role...
You don't have to live 50 years to see that, just look around.
I prefer the #9 alternative:
