Also, consume dangerous amounts of booze and barbiturates daily for that “dreamy” Monroe look in the eyes.
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1) Know that the person you are talking to is drunk
2) Talk to someone else
I would rather drop kick and power-slam them, than pitch them.
tories are lacking this gene
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Québécois is a snarl-y, slang-y version of french. Ugly, low-class, gruff, and petulant.
If you are english Canadian, do NOT try that crap version of french spoken in Canada.... in France. They hate that worse than you just speaking english.
French-Canadian french sounds, to the France french’s ear, the way cockney sounds to the Queen of England.
Just don’t.
there is this meme where someone is like “the older I get the more i realize how right my father was.”
No. No the opposite is true for me. The older i get the more i realize that my parents were basically retarded hillbillies.
Ok, so, because i don’t have a day job, this doesn’t really have an impact on my life beyond having to adjust some clocks.
Accept the fact that they entire city smells a little or a lot like urine, depending where you are.
Get used to it or you won’t enjoy anything there at all.
Bible says women should not be talking at all. So what are these Bible-thumping hypocrites doing speaking in public?
No, really:
your voice is insufferable
the specialist in Toronto that we saw told us all about it. learn to google better
what am i, your dad?
google it
My wife has epilepsy.
So last January her doctor was like “(shrug) maybe try the Ketogenic diet?”
An off-handed suggestion, not a prescription.
So she tried it.
She felt great, lots of lamb fat and nuts. She felt strong.
But kept having seizures. In fact, they went from 8-12 a month up to 20-24 a month.
Then, on May 11, she…
1994, I was 25, in college, I was struggling with (what turned out to be) PTSD and fibromyalgia. Anxiety, depression, messed up.
She dumps me while I was in the psyche ward..... OVER THE PHONE, even tho we were living together, and immediately takes up with this friend of ours.
Let us all continue to pretend that Harry is not James Hewitt’s child but is, in fact, Prince Charles’ son. Let’s keep doing that.
anything. that is what not to say to a “journalist”. Nothing at all.
Go fuck yourself Gibson, you racist, chain-smoking, creationist piece of dog shit.